“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say “oh shit , I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole.”

- Unknown 

oxerika asked: CHINOSAURUSREXARAMALICIOUS the third!

There were two others before me? ;O

Anonymous asked: GO TAKE OUT YOUR PLASTIC BALLOON CONDOM!

No thanks Sharmaine :)

oxerika asked: broo, i haven't talked to you in a while!
ahhh, i kinda miss you :(
we pamilia? </3

Yee, it’s been awhile eh? How was the party thing yesterday? Sorry I couldn’t come. I had something with my family so I had to go with them instead. I’ll talk to you some time this week. I gotta go :P 

noweaknessinforgiveness:

Derrick Rose with his first career Triple-Double on Martin Luther King’s Day.

• 22 Points
• 12 Assists
• 10 Rebounds

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jorrrdan:

daenasarique:

karenagra:

condomsinmyfood:

rjdltfyuesardgadruoplt

I sung along to this. HAHAHA :]

HAHAHAHAHAHADYINGFDSXCVJHBKLGHFD

 :D

I heard you good with them chop sticks.

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Day 16 - A picture of your childhood

cutemonstaa:

Me @ the beach. I forgot how old. but yee i was fat & I didn’t know how to smile xD

I love my dad :) hes the best ♥

I love my brother David. He always got my back ♥ and I will always have his, with alll the fight and shit we’ve been through, i know no matter what he’ll be my brother and always be there for me ♥

Oh man Diana, oh man. Soo cute! Dx